Turkey, Bacon, Romaine Lettuce, Greek Dressing, Tomato, Red Onion- On sourdough.
Roast beef, Cheddar, Iceberg Lettuce, Tomato, Boursin, Sprouts, Cucumber- In a whole-wheat wrap.
Aged Cheddar, Sauteed Mushrooms, Sliced Onion, Tomato- Grilled, on Pumpernickel.
Peanut butter (Store brand), Jelly (Name Brand)- On wonder bread.
Sandwiches I would not like to eat:
Shit and Ranch Dressing on a Maxi pad.
Ham and American on White.
Balogna and Swiss on an English Muffin.
Food I currently have in my kitchen:
Cheerios (plain)
Cranberry juice (generic)
Ramen (plentiful)
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Ham and American cheese on white is not so bad, actually. I don't think it merits inclusion on quite the same horror list as "shit and ranch dressing on a maxi pad", but then again, we're very different people you and I.
shit & ranch dressing on a maxi pad.
OH man. that brought a smile to my face. Thank you Nora!
-Jax
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