Sunday, August 27, 2006

Sandwiches I would like to eat.

Turkey, Bacon, Romaine Lettuce, Greek Dressing, Tomato, Red Onion- On sourdough.

Roast beef, Cheddar, Iceberg Lettuce, Tomato, Boursin, Sprouts, Cucumber- In a whole-wheat wrap.

Aged Cheddar, Sauteed Mushrooms, Sliced Onion, Tomato- Grilled, on Pumpernickel.

Peanut butter (Store brand), Jelly (Name Brand)- On wonder bread.

Sandwiches I would not like to eat:

Shit and Ranch Dressing on a Maxi pad.

Ham and American on White.

Balogna and Swiss on an English Muffin.

Food I currently have in my kitchen:

Cheerios (plain)

Cranberry juice (generic)

Ramen (plentiful)


Roger Williams said...

Ham and American cheese on white is not so bad, actually. I don't think it merits inclusion on quite the same horror list as "shit and ranch dressing on a maxi pad", but then again, we're very different people you and I.

Jackie said...

shit & ranch dressing on a maxi pad.
OH man. that brought a smile to my face. Thank you Nora!