- There have been no exams yet.
- My law school does not have grades.
My boyfriend does not own an x-box 360, and the video game Dead Rising, and was not irresponsible enough to give me a key to his apartment, knowing that I have a car, he works nights, and I make bad decisions.
Monday, November 20, 2006
Reasons I have not yet failed out of law school.
By H. Law Student.
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Ha ha! I can trust you not to break into my apartment to play video games, right?
Thanks to the wonders of Xbox Live, I was also able to download the delightful teaser trailer to "Dead Rising". In the notes, there's a disclaimer denying any link to George Romero's "Dawn of the Dead". I mean really, who would ever get the idea that the two are linked just because they're about a mall infested with zombies?
"Lemme tell you somethin' about zombies, mister- they're stupid, and they're slow!"
- Dead Rising
Same can be said about the following:
* turkeys
* Tracy Chapman's songs
* Puerto Ricans
Respectfully,
Michael Richards
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