"Chinese nipples" is STILL the search term that brings the most people to my blog, thus proving that the internet is, after all, just a machine that exchanges credit card numbers for a tingly feeling in the down-there.
Of course, there are other things that bring people to the internet. Searching for a doctor to prescribe ritalin, viagra, or phenteramine without an actual visit, diagnosis, or screening. There's also the bottomless human appetite for fear-mongering- topics like which foods, activities and household pets may put you at risk for cancer, date rape, autism, fibromyalgia, telemarketing, and organ theft are immortal. After sex, drugs and fear, there's only one last thing left for the internet:
fat. baby. animals.
Don't believe me? This video has been viewed more than three million times. Three million.
That's five times the population of vermont.
I just don't get the internet. But I sure do love fat baby animals.
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Aww! It's almost too fat to crawl up a six inch obstacle!
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