I fucking love him.
He is insane. And I love him.
Watch this. Immediately. I don't care if you don't like basketball. I don't care if you don't have time. You need to watch this. You need to see what he has to say about theology.
"Jesus, he knew about the beach...because it's hot in isreal...you think it's a robe..but it's a toga"
and about his aspirations for the future. Naked. With tube socks.
And about everything. You cannot understand me if you do not embrace Delonte. I love him. I will stalk him. And I will teach him that you don't need to take the Mass Pike to Boston from Waltham. I will make him a bouquet out of carrots and sweat socks.
We will run away together.
And now this. Damn you.
Love him immediately. No! Don't love him! All for me.
I'm so lonely.